"Stuck on You II" - Due next summer.

Dean: Is this how Dole held his pen?

Kerry: Nope, I think it was more like this.

Dean: I like my way better.

Kerry: Umm, I was IN Vietnam, this is the right way.

ONE FIST, TWO FIST, RED FIST, BLUE FIST
A San Franciscoan's Guide to the Democratic Party

LOL! Y'all are killing me.

Kerry: "I can't believe my wife dropped my last name."

Dean: "I can't believe my wife let me come here alone, helllllllloooooo interns."

Try as he might, John Kerry just could not get his imaginary "light saber" to turn on.

"2 Legit, 2 Legit to quite, hey hey."

Dean: "I won the Daily Double! I'm da man! YEEEEAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!"

Kerry: "Alex, my buzzer isn't working."

Kerry and Dean in training today for the 2008 Presidential Race, for what is expected to be another tough contest.

"We're starting with a few light reps of air weights, and will work our way up from here."

(wasn't Dick Gephardt in the original picture?)

"While you're playing with the engine I'll row."

not sure about Gephardt. I pulled it off Yahoo pictures using the search term "howard dean," for something evil I was photo-shopping. I was actually rather surprised the AP would release such a non flattering photo of those 2.

http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/003566.html

OTB Caption Contest

I found the whole picture with Gephardt, I knew it was from an old caption contest, I didn't remember for sure that is was OTB. I just typed in "Rodney Dill I Like Grapes" to Google and it found it.

hmm. You're right. Hadn't seen it till I was doing the search for a good head shot of Dean for something evil I was photoshopping.

Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the y.m.c.a.
I'm sure they can help you today.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

"Ve are Hans und Franz, und ve're gonna pump you up!"

"popcorn popping on the apricot tree"

What are the odds that two of last year's presidential candidates would end up passing kidney stones at the same time?