February 19, 2005

Caption Time


Linked to the Outside the Beltway Caption Contest

Posted by William Teach at February 19, 2005 05:38 AM

"Stuck on You II" - Due next summer.

Posted by: Laurence Simon at February 19, 2005 07:12 AM

Dean: Is this how Dole held his pen?

Kerry: Nope, I think it was more like this.

Dean: I like my way better.

Kerry: Umm, I was IN Vietnam, this is the right way.

Posted by: Heather at February 19, 2005 08:45 AM

A San Franciscoan's Guide to the Democratic Party

Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 19, 2005 10:44 AM

LOL! Y'all are killing me.

Posted by: William Teach at February 19, 2005 12:01 PM

Kerry: "I can't believe my wife dropped my last name."

Dean: "I can't believe my wife let me come here alone, helllllllloooooo interns."

Posted by: the Pirate at February 19, 2005 12:26 PM

Try as he might, John Kerry just could not get his imaginary "light saber" to turn on.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 19, 2005 12:44 PM

"2 Legit, 2 Legit to quite, hey hey."

Posted by: the Pirate at February 19, 2005 01:50 PM

Dean: "I won the Daily Double! I'm da man! YEEEEAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!"

Kerry: "Alex, my buzzer isn't working."

Posted by: McGehee at February 19, 2005 03:13 PM

Kerry and Dean in training today for the 2008 Presidential Race, for what is expected to be another tough contest.

"We're starting with a few light reps of air weights, and will work our way up from here."

Posted by: Desert Cat at February 19, 2005 09:44 PM

(wasn't Dick Gephardt in the original picture?)

Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 20, 2005 04:26 AM

"While you're playing with the engine I'll row."

Posted by: Alan Kellogg at February 20, 2005 06:22 AM

not sure about Gephardt. I pulled it off Yahoo pictures using the search term "howard dean," for something evil I was photo-shopping. I was actually rather surprised the AP would release such a non flattering photo of those 2.

Posted by: William Teach at February 20, 2005 06:23 AM


OTB Caption Contest

I found the whole picture with Gephardt, I knew it was from an old caption contest, I didn't remember for sure that is was OTB. I just typed in "Rodney Dill I Like Grapes" to Google and it found it.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 20, 2005 08:49 AM

hmm. You're right. Hadn't seen it till I was doing the search for a good head shot of Dean for something evil I was photoshopping.

Posted by: William Teach at February 20, 2005 01:36 PM

Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the y.m.c.a.
I'm sure they can help you today.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

Posted by: Anthony Dauer at February 20, 2005 05:22 PM

"Ve are Hans und Franz, und ve're gonna pump you up!"

Posted by: Ken at February 22, 2005 10:36 AM

"popcorn popping on the apricot tree"

Posted by: Half Canadian at February 23, 2005 12:28 PM

What are the odds that two of last year's presidential candidates would end up passing kidney stones at the same time?

Posted by: Quincy at February 25, 2005 01:47 AM

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