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May 04, 2005
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I'm trading at over $1700 on Blogshares. Too bad it's Monopoly money, or I'd invest in myself.
It's interesting that I appear to be valued higher than a few blogs that have higher traffic than I.
FWIW, the guy who owns most of my shares is one William Fisher. The other ten are held by my ex-boyfriend, who is apparently trying to pay himself back for that $5 I borrowed back in the 1970s. He uses phrases like "compound interest" around me.
I generally respond with "la la la, I can't hear you!"
Yes, too damn bad it's monopoly money. I'd consider your debt *ALMOST* paid in full. There's still the matter of an ice chest and a video to be made.
Maybe your readers would be interested in providing venture capital for a film...
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Attie, ATTIE!!! It's me Mahatma, don't you remember?
The drunken debauchery on the Montmartre Steps?
Running the minefields in Damascus?
Swimming naked in the Viennese canals?
Eating the serpents egg special in Bangkok?
You must remember, you must...else the pelvic tattoos and back scars - our very relationship - becomes meaningless.
Search deep in the dark corners of your memories...
Remember the camel incident...
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"Maybe your readers would be interested in providing venture capital for a film..."
Is there any raw footage you need help editing?
It would burn your retina right out--and not in the way you think.
Am I being taken in by a hoax here?
Let's call it a practical joke. ;)
Very practical, if people would consider funding our next film.
Hey Attila readers - you can own part of a Hollywood film and possibly make a decent ROI!
Like Attila the Hub did with his take-off on The Blair Witch Project?
(Well, hey--it did get shown in one independent film festival, which meant we got to hear people laugh at it who HADN'T been part of its making. It was also an excuse to go to Florida the day after he won his last Emmy.)
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