August 05, 2005

There goes the Neighborhood

Ahoy Mateys!

Its the Pirate here taking up some of the posting duties while Little Miss Attila is off pillaging and enjoying the spoils of conquest over the East Coast, as part of the deal my people cut for doing this I also get rule over Taxachusetts and Vermont, which really leads me to believe I need new people working for me.

So for those who know nothing about me, I have a little background information for you to kick off this event. I was born and raised in the greatest city on the planet, Los Angeles where I have had the imense joy to experience both the public and private educational systems in the area. I have spent time working with and for the Boy Scouts and Sea Scouts of America, including 7 summers on Catalina Island. Experienced the wide world of evicting people as a law clerk and finally put my BSE degree in Civil Engineering to use (2 years after graduating) working for an Environmental Engineering Firm, not the tree hugging type because they even hate us too, where I have been gainfully employed since 2004 working on issues like water/wastewater treatment & quality, burried infrastructure assesment, land applied biosolids, groundwater quality, water resources planing, stormwater management, odor control and hazardous waste remediation. In the process of employment I have somehow managed to sucessful become a mere two semesters away from earning a MSE in Civil/Environmental Enginnering and the ultimate goal of winning back my night time and weekend freedom. On top of all that I am doing some research into the fate of nitrogen species (Ammonia, Ammonium, Nitrate, Nitrite and Organic Nitrogen) in secondary waterwater effluent used for sprinkler crop irrigation, sounds exciting doesn't it?

Feel free to ask any questions you want (I'll answer most) and we'll get this experiment started.

Posted by the Pirate at August 5, 2005 12:13 PM | TrackBack
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Mr. Pirate,

You have a degree in civil engineering and you're working on enviro projects. Did you study how to build and design roads? Could you get a job doing that if you wanted to do something different?

Posted by: Daniel at August 5, 2005 09:00 PM


Bah! Once I got my BSCE I swore I would not go back for grad school. I wanted to get *paid* for my hard work for a change.

Haven't returned since, and probably won't.

Daniel, environmental engineering is one of the subspecialties of Civil Engineering. I specialized in that area and now design and manage the construction of water distribution system improvements. Sounds like the Pirate has a bit more varied workload than me though.

Environmental Engineers are the good guys. At the graduate research level they/we are the ones that try our best to keep the EPA functioning in the world of reality (rather than being led about by enviro-wackiness), and are the primary interface between the public and the terrifying labyrinthe of environmental regulations. I tell you I appreciate the people I pay to deal with the regulators for me!

And yes, the enviro-nuts tend to hate most environmental engineers with a particular passion, because they/we generally *know* what we're talking about and can effectively call the BS for what it is.

Transportation engineering is mostly cookie cutter these days. It's all formulas and standards. You get a good design program and the road pretty much lays itself out with not much more effort than telling it "here's where I want the road to go". The real excitement comes when you have to present your design before a public open house of "concerned citizens". *That* experience will add a few gray hairs...

Posted by: Desert Cat at August 5, 2005 10:54 PM


All I have to say to you at this time is, "Let's go Oakland, clap, clap... clap, clap, clap, Let's go Oakland, clap, clap...clap, clap, clap"

Posted by: Andrew at August 5, 2005 11:26 PM


The plumber and his subset, the water works / sewer works engineer has done more to extend the life and comfort of mankind than all the medical science put together. Welcome to the ranks - now go get registered and E&O'd.

Posted by: Walter E. Wallis, P.E. at August 6, 2005 07:28 AM


Desert Cat,

Do you have to do a lot of math like mechanical or electrical engineers?

Trans eng might be cookie-cutter but there are some poorly designed roads out there. Since maybe you have a little more insight into it than the average person do you ever wince when you see a bad road?

Posted by: Daniel at August 6, 2005 09:32 AM


In my own schooling defense, my company is paying a good portion of the degree, so why not take advantage. As for the PE, in the next year I will end up taking it after I finish off the masters....of course I have to relearn seismic design & brush up on the surveying because I haven't used them in a long while.

My personal prefernce is work on the wastewater side.

As for roads, its pretty much what the Cat said, you just got to read through the specific regulations for where the road will be and apply it. Some would consider structural design the same kind of cookie cutter approach. All the creative work is done on the water side.

I second the environuts part. Friend of mine is GM of a water district and the enviros hate him because he finds more useable water and thats bad because it means there will be growth.

A lot of te ppor road conditions are a result of poor upkeep. And yes I wince at a ugly road.

Posted by: the Pirate at August 6, 2005 09:39 AM


It's pretty cool that you're driving the enviromentalists nuts. You get bonus points for that.

Have you ever seen the "jughandle" road exit concept? It's big in the Northeast, I don't know if they're in Cal.

Posted by: Daniel at August 6, 2005 10:16 AM


I do. I regulary curse the traffic/transportation engineers downtown when I pass through certain intersections.

Sometimes you've got to work with what you have, and they've done the best they (think they) can. And I don't have the big picture. But I swear sometimes I could do it better.

Re: math. I aced calculus and the advanced math courses I needed to graduate, but I don't really use it in day-to day engineering. Algebra is far more important than calculus for what I do. And most stuff that uses heavy math calculations (such as hydraulic modeling, transient analysis, etc) is computerized. I think the same is true with a lot of mechancal engineering too. Computerized models let you get a far better picture of what is happening than a year's worth of hand calculations will ever do.

Posted by: Desert Cat at August 6, 2005 07:23 PM




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