The use of the "F" word in your blog worries me if you are indeed a GOP conservative. If you try to to access Ann Coulter's website you encounter an adjacent website that says "I fucked Ann Coulter in the ass hard". I do not like this stuff. I believe that Ann Coulter brings alot to the fight and I appreciate her sarcastic approach to the idiocy of the left. "Rag Heads" vs. "Fucked"!! So what is your response?

Are social conservatives maybe a little bit like Catholics--they both think they're the only true believers?

Aw, I'm busted. Fuck.

Miss A:

Not exactly the way I would put it, but you express the proper sentiment.

If we're going to go after people like Moore, Carter, et. al. we should prove be consistent and take Coulter to task for some of the more outrageous things that come out of her mouth.

Would that the left had a similar attitude about their diarreaha mouths...

I did promise to love, honor, and obey her in good times and bad...

Perhaps that's her point. Conservatives do show outrage at what she is now saying. On the other hand, the Left is saying the exact same things about Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, and Rove with nary a rebuke. Visit the DU or that crazy Kos Kid...Visit college campuses around the country. I recall a play opening in Chicago a couple of years ago with "assassinate" and Bush in the title, and the glowing reviews. Ever read the Guardian?

Recall that she started to receive 10,000 pieces of hate mail per day the first time she used "liberal" in a non-reverential tone. Lovely stuff about rape with a chain saw. Abused Child Syndrome, I say.

Since getting f***ed is often pleasurable, it can be interpreted to mean that you wish her well.

Any chance I can get more of my male readers to take their eyes off her legs long enough to figure out that how bad she makes us look?

I don't think the answer to left-wing lunacy is to lower our own standards of behavior.

Your outrage proves we are the "good guys." She is the only Conservative positioned to make the point. And her mail box can't hold any more hate mail, besides.

OK...I'll use super-human strength to look away from those endless legs for a nanosecond....OK, Ann... Point made...Knock it off!

Are you happy now, LMA?

Um, hon, her legs creep me out.

Each to their own, but I try to avoid looking too hard. She's always struck me as something like The Incredible Stretchy Rubber Woman.

And?

Desert Cat, we Leg Length Challenged Women the world over thank you from the bottoms of our height-challenged hearts.