August 24, 2006

I've Got It!

Can't someone just see to it that Ahmadinejad gets laid sometime between now and the 11th of next month? I suspect that would help enormously.

Posted by Attila Girl at August 24, 2006 01:56 AM | TrackBack

I'll see if "Screaming Mary," the "face" of the 1979 Iranian Revolution can pencil him in. After all, he is one of her hostage-taking buddies. One for old times.

Maybe McCain can visit her too. She was the UN's 2006 "Champion of the Earth,"for her environmental work in Iran. They have a program in place for "global warming", too--you know. They're setting the bar a little higher than 0.5-0.7 degrees C in 150 years...10,000 degrees C in under one second. Give or take.

Posted by: Darrell at August 24, 2006 08:59 AM

We could pitch in for a plane ticket to Tehran. We should get permission from the hubby first.

Posted by: Sean Hackbarth at August 24, 2006 10:44 AM

Whose hubby, Sean?

[But I get it. And I'll be lyin' in the long grass, waitin' for you someday when you least expect it--watch out!]

Posted by: Attila Girl at August 24, 2006 12:00 PM

I'll be like John Kerry and tell you to "Bring. It. On."

And that was after I voted for it before I voted against it. Or am I mixing my metaphors?

Posted by: Sean Hackbarth at August 24, 2006 10:13 PM

That's it! I'll hit you over the head with a very large flip-flop!

Posted by: Attila Girl at August 24, 2006 10:46 PM

...all of which begs the question: "Whom shall be sacrificed?"

Is he to have fun? Then *not* Hillary. (Another from of Mutual Assured Destruction, perhaps? Pleasing mental image, both going 'boom!' at the climactic moment.)

Paris Hilton? Oh, forgot, she's off sex for a year.

Ah. Flat Fatima. No, the rules out 'fun', if that is truly a requirement. (For him, I mean.)

I honestly can't think of anyone I'd wish that on. Well, OK, maybe one of the ex-wives....


Posted by: leelu at August 25, 2006 04:05 PM

Just show up in your shorts Attila,

All of Tehran would be happy for at least a year.

Posted by: luvmyprez at August 25, 2006 07:28 PM

And, with the right firearm taped to my back I'd be able to take out a few Islamofascisti before they stoned me to death . . . . wait.

Hubby won't be granting permission for this one, I can assure you.

Posted by: Attila Girl at August 25, 2006 11:07 PM

I say sent Cindy Sheehan. I'd like to see her in a burka being told she can't speak. Besides she likes those dictator types like Chavez.

Posted by: Jack at August 26, 2006 08:39 AM

I suspect that if Sneezy (easier then writing his name) saw an actual naked woman, his head would explode, and I do not mean the little one.

Posted by: William Teach at August 27, 2006 02:49 PM

Cindy Sheehan would be ideal.

Posted by: chuck at August 27, 2006 08:44 PM

Two problems solved at once.

Posted by: Attila Girl at August 27, 2006 08:47 PM

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