I mean, who doesn't like to get titty-fucked, for example?

A-cups, perhaps?

"I mean, who doesn't like to get titty- fucked, for example?"

For the record, me.

I've noticed a lot of 20-somethings have no interests. Who's says there was a downside for the Left monopolizing the education of our kids?

I followed the link. It doesn't relate to your statement.

But to your post and responces;

I like A cups.

I never cleanup the mess till the next day. Although I did have to make some quick repairs to a bed once.

I never date a woman who washes her hands all the time and is worried about germs. You'll never get a blow job from them.

I'll try almost anything once,... twice if I'm not sure about the first time.

Whoops, I followed the second link, will have to go back to the first.

I actually found many of the tips in that link useful.

I wish women came with that list (personalized) as part of the dating scene. When I try to find out what they like they seem to all lock up and let their puritan side take over. It is like they like sex but think you should know what they like without being told.

Communication is a two-way street.

It is like they like sex but think you should know what they like without being told.

Ummm...dude. Many of those same women expect you to know what they're thinking, how they're feeling, what they want, how to treat them all without them uttering a word.

It's like we're supposed to have ESPN or something. I guess maybe ESPN2 will do, but I'm not sure...

The body fluids in bed issue is easily dealt with: Keep a clean towel by the bed, or *in* the bed, located where the fluids are likely to appear. When all is said and done, he wipes with one half, you wipe with the other, mess is gone.

Oh.

I thought that was strictly for sex when one is on the rag.

I basically think any bed should have the following nearby: bottled water, reading lamps, lube, a couple of eyeshades for sleeping, fifteen million pillows in all shapes and sizes, chapstick, a variety of reading material, 2-5 alarm clocks, and at least one box of Kleenex.

#13 reminds me of Monty Pythons Meaning of Life

Attila girl;

Why do I get the feeling that you are one of the few women that actually not only comunicates her needs,.... but demands them.

Well, no one else had it, so, had to create it

http://soapbox.msn.com/video.aspx?vid=0a1c6ab6-a60a-41b3-bb85-91a7ca71bc15

;)