February 07, 2007

You Know What Really Turns Men On?

When you waste their other lady friends.

Jealousy in general turns ordinary Plain Janes into man-magnets: there's something about being treated like a Pop-Tart that someone might steal right out of your toaster that no man can resist. Word.

Posted by Attila Girl at February 7, 2007 07:14 AM | TrackBack
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Posted by: Feroz at February 7, 2007 08:18 AM


Ms Nowak is just misunderstood. Who doesn't carry pepper spray, a BB-gun, a new steel mallet, a knife and rubber tubing in their car? Bet she had motor oil, a tire iron and road flares, too. Sure, she used the pepper spray-- but we know how easily those things go off. And who's to say Ms Shipman didn't spray herself? Any good night-school lawyer hanging around the court house in Chicago could get her off with that flimsy 'evidence.' She should ask for a change of venue.

I am glad she used astronaut diapers for the 1000-mile trip. I hope some Democrat Senator starts working right now on a ban. We wouldn't want them to fall into just anyone's 'hands.'

Posted by: Darrell at February 7, 2007 10:22 AM


How do they expect two ChemE's to throw down? People who date them know what to throw in their shopping carts. And what not to. They also pick up a Hapsite (a field-portable Gas Chromatograph/Mass Spectrometer) at their local Sam's Club. Just in case. And they pass up sales on that big bag of Castor Beans, however tempting.

Posted by: Darrell at February 7, 2007 01:42 PM


They should put the threesome on the space station together. Imagine the millions that could be made on that pay-per-view.

Posted by: Sean Hackbarth at February 7, 2007 08:45 PM


We now present . . . Springer in Space!

Posted by: Attila Girl at February 7, 2007 10:17 PM


Your blog....very interesting? How about a married man from Flintridge that will not marry you! Coz... you are the daughter of man that owns brothels... This guy is playing around and using women as sex objects... YOU ASK TO MARRY HIM.... SHAME, SHAME, SHAME... HE WILL NEVER GET MARRIED AGAIN!!! YOU! NO WAY...

Posted by: Patricia at February 7, 2007 10:50 PM


Must be work-release day again at the asylum...

Posted by: Desert Cat at February 7, 2007 11:41 PM


Wow. I'm trying to figure out the storyline on that one. If I'm translating from Crazy into English correctly, my dad is a pimp out here in the quiet foothills near Jet Propulsion Labs (which gives the term "bedroom community" a new meaning).

And I'm single, but carrying on with a married man? And trying to break up his marriage? Fascinating. I'm sure my actual husband would be taken aback to learn all this about me.

Posted by: Attila Girl at February 8, 2007 03:31 AM


Unless the crazy person is actually addressing the link whore, and referring to his blog. Maybe he lives in La Canada-Flintridge, too. He and his dad, of the brothel empire.

Posted by: Attila Girl at February 8, 2007 03:37 AM


Patricia? Didn't we meet at the 2006 AIChE convention in San Francisco?

I'm providing a service to fellow members and I'd like to ask you a few questions each day.

(1) Are you planning to hurt yourself or anyone else today?

(2) Do you own a car?

(3) Are you wearing "astronaut diapers?"

(4) Are you planning a trip to Flintridge today?

If the answer to any of the above is "Yes," please stay put, contact me, and help will arrive shortly. Thank you. . . In advance!

Posted by: Darrell at February 8, 2007 09:47 AM


Ha! Ha! Ha! Stupid white trash

Posted by: patricia at February 8, 2007 07:19 PM


Wait. Am I the stupid white trash, or is Darrell?

Perhaps it is the person who sold you the Astronaut diapers.

Posted by: Attila Girl at February 8, 2007 07:54 PM


You mean the person that TOLD her they were Astronaut diapers. . .When they were really trick shop diapers that filled the car with expanding foam.

And I resent being called stupid. Until the third date or so.

Posted by: Darrell at February 8, 2007 09:45 PM




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