May 19, 2007

Check Out the Anchoress!

She's got it goin' on.

She also agrees with me that we might want so start somewhere realistic in dealing with the immigration issue . . . which, you know—that's an idea some should definitely ponder.

Unless they prefer to sit around wringing their hands, and getting angrier by the day.

(News of the Anchoress' redesign reached me via My Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy.)

Posted by Attila Girl at May 19, 2007 10:36 PM | TrackBack

might want so start somewhere realistic in dealing with the immigration issue

[typical argument]
You must be La Raza!!!1! All the illegals are the dregs of society and are killing all the children! Deport them all now! You La Raza-lover!
[/typical argument]

You ever think this whole country has just gone completely mad, left AND right?

Posted by: Beth at May 20, 2007 10:03 AM

How about some elements in the new plan that makes it MORE UNLIKELY to happen in the future?

1) Higher penalties ($) for those that broke the law. Penalty should be based on the length of time here. Higher future tax rates?

2) People whose identities (SS #s) were stolen (10-30 million of us--fake nos. are caught immediately, as are deceased taxpayer's)--get to keep contributions made by illegals.

3) Children of illegals are NO Longer automatic citizens. Children of LEGAL aliens are, when born here.

4) No voting for illegals. Ever. You took away our choice, we take away your voice.

5) Start a rumor than illegals' organs are fair game for transplant surgeons. And CIA Chupacabras.

Posted by: Darrell at May 20, 2007 02:09 PM

Change "than" to "that" above in No. 5 ...

Posted by: Darrell at May 20, 2007 02:18 PM

Darrell - We were promised "enforcement" in 1986 as well. You guys want to tell me how wonderfully that worked out?

Fool me once, same on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at May 20, 2007 04:06 PM

Self-evident truths--

If Ted Kennedy is involved in an immigration bill, it is a piece of crap.

What's the rush? Go back to the drawing board and come up with something that at least appears to offer a solution. 1986 was the one-time "feel good" compassionate solution. This time it has to be tough love. And any legislator that facilitates breaking the current law should face immediate charges and jail time.

Oh, and that fence idea? Go back to the drawing board on that, too. Come up with something that $10 Chinese bolt cutters won't make ineffective.

Posted by: Darrell at May 20, 2007 08:29 PM

Oh, and a note to Jimmy Carter--

Silly! You can't pass your title of being "the worst American President EVER" yourself! That's our job! You'll always be Number 1 in our hearts!

Btw, I hope you've considered cremation as a means of foiling the subterranean, un-dead, tunneling bunnies. As an 'engineer,' I'm sure you have. Contact me and we'll compare notes.

Posted by: Darrell at May 20, 2007 09:01 PM

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