I'm into backfat, butt cheese, and armhang.

What is wrong with you?

So, Hog--which items on the list hit your buttons?

Reverse j and k, and divorce "because she has children" from "because she is forty or fifty" and you pretty much have my life story up to the age of thirty-four. Glad you reproduced the short list. I wouldn't want to cop to anything embarrassing in a place where every byte lasts an eternity.

kinky list:

c (i think it would be fun, but I think it would be fun because it's kinky)

g

h (a little light wrestling with a strong woman rocks! very kinky and quite the turn on, no b&d for me, though)

i, j (i would guess most people would find i and j pretty pedestrian though)

n

a, b, c - yawn
d,e, f - yummy
g, j, k, h - whatevah!
i, l, n - ewwwwww!

So, what's "kinky"?

Really, not trying to be pedantic, but "kinky" can mean "I think that activity is weird" to "I think that activity is uncommon," which are somewhat different things.

Answering the question as, "Which activities/fantasies are the most popular among heterosexual men?", I'd rank them as:

b a c f d h j e k i g i m n

In order of most to least common. Of course, I'm a merchant, not a therapist, so I almost certainly have a slightly skewed view. Then again, who doesn't?

This emerged from an argument with a male het friend who casually tossed out that breast milk was a terribly common fantasy. I had thought it was a bit on the exotic side.

I figured you'd know, if anyone did.

My usual way of judging how common a fantasy is among het men is, "How much porn is there that features it?" Of course, that is somewhat biased by the number of performers who exhibit the fetish characteristic and are interested in performing...

Well. to a normal male consumer of porn there is probably a sampling error--less so with you, given what you do for a living.

Of course, there are certain types of things I haven't seen offered through Blowfish--bestiality and the like. I'm sure there are legal issues involved, there, though.

Nothing about having the gal dress up in a wonder woman outfit, tie you up with the lasso and try to shove her invisible plane up your arse?

Not that I would be into that or anything.

I should have broken bondage out from domination, come to think of it. I guess I see those two as being on a continuum.

And no discussion of midgets and amputees? What are we, Puritans just stepping foot on land after a long voyage on the mayflower?

It's the short list, remember?

Good point

ABFCJ, least to most, the others not even a little interested in, with the exception of E on a rare occasion.

Where's the v-chip for these darn, obscene internets?

Sex sells, forget politics, Attila start a sex blog, more people more men! and your ratings will go up!!

Oh. I thought this was my sex blog. I hadn't been clear on that?