According to multiple sources, Edwards was apoplectic that ABC News broke the story on its website and began promoting it early on Friday, giving the rest of the media a chance to play catch-up and site [sic] ABC News’ report. (Representatives for Edwards did not return a call or e-mail for comment.)

Edwards subsequently made solicitous calls to multiple reporters including CBS News’ Bob Schieffer, who also talked to a distraught Elizabeth Edwards.
http://www.broadcastingcable.com/blog/1380000138/post/360031436.html

Slimeball. Yes, he's always thinking. He can improve the country by never being heard from again.

clitting around

Have I seen that before? I can't recall, but I like it.

That term is usually used by lesbians, or by those the polyamorous variety cheat on. What? You trying to imply that Edward's a lesbian? On second thought, I know you wouldn't insult lesbians that way.

The only reason Edwards spoke after calling everyone "liars" for nine months is that he finally got caught in a situation(with proof) that he couldn't explain away. And he times his response to get lost in the Olympic coverage, but ABC moved it ahead--and publicized the interview. Another smartest guy in the room that had promised to be capable of micromanaging every aspect of American life having the same outcome of all centrally-planned schemes that had come before. I hope his talks with tax officials and prosecutors go better. I bet they have rules about the appropriate uses of campaign funds. And tax requiremenst on diverting thoses funds for personal use.

Yeah, well: maybe the liberal part of my nature got the better part of me for a time.

Or perhaps I forgot that Edwards made his killing as a P.I. lawyer, 99% of whom are scumbuckets--and, taken as a totality, a group that has led to huge increases in health care costs in this country.

BTW, the only thing worse than clitting around is not clitting around, if-you-know-what-I-mean-and-I-think-you-do.

Yeah, but when you finally make that big decision to love, honor, cherish, and obey one particular clitoris, you must be true to your word. Oh you can still see if you have what it takes to make another quiver, swell, or 'blush'. But you'll have to judge that from her eyes, before you tell her that you have another waiting for you at home.

Darrell: I don't recall obeying any clitoris as part of marriage vows. I do recall women having to obey cocks, though...

/being pussy-whipped is plenty bad enough, one should think...

And being cock-whipped would be, I should imagine, just as bad.

For years, only one had to say it. Then no one had to. Nothing says that both can't cede power to form an even stronger union than the sum of the individual parts.