September 10, 2008

Avoiding Inappropriate Sexual Activity

. . . by encouraging emotional incest. Nice.


Um, guys? The way that the presence of a good, decent man in the household helps a teenage girl avoid risky behavior of any kind—whether it's related to drugs, food, sex, or cars—is by example, and by showering her with unconditional love—and his wife with respect, affection and erotic energy.

I know I'm not supposed to say it, but holding off entirely until marriage seems a bit dangerous to me. What if one gets married, and then discovers that there is a true sexual incompatability? That's a disaster—or a divorce—waiting to happen.

Posted by Attila Girl at September 10, 2008 02:13 PM | TrackBack
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Okay, laugh at me for being a 28-y/o virgin, but...

Sexual incompatibility? In something as basic as "Insert Schlong A into Tw-er-Slot B"? When there are a million and one porno movies describing the infinite possibilities of people doing exactly that?

Please explain why something that basic would be difficult. Millions of people get hitched up every day in arranged marriages; I dare say some hundreds of thousands of people get hitched up as virgins on both sides. And they stay married, surprise, surprise.

/No, I'm serious. I don't get it.
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Posted by: Gregory at September 10, 2008 05:24 PM


What if one gets married, and then discovers that there is a true sexual incompatability?

Eh? Do people actually still *use* that excuse anymore? That's so...1950's.

Posted by: Desert Cat at September 10, 2008 05:29 PM


I'm no expert but in regard to marriage it's definitely easier to be compatible with someone you really care about and with whom you can't spend enough time. Of course, there is no guarantee some unusual factor could be an obstacle.
Falling out of love-or not being in love in the first place-would make incompatibility almost inevitable.

Posted by: Dalsan at September 10, 2008 07:12 PM


Well, I never claimed to run a G-rated site.

Possible arguments against marrying as a virgin:

1) If the man involved has a very large organ, this can create problems; the couple will have to be very careful about sexual positions, lest the woman experience very painful sexual intercourse--particularly if he enters from the rear, which give the woman no way to control the depth of penetration. There is a truism out there to the effect that it's just as painful for a woman to have her ovaries hit hard from within her body as it is for a man to have his balls squeezed too hard. I think this is unknowable, and I doubt that it's so (unless another truism--that men are far less tolerant than women WRT pain--has merit).

But deep penetration can be excruciating, for women. (As can anal sex. But deep penetration, um, from what I've read--far, far worse. And intercourse without sufficient lubrication--don't get me started. Awful, awful. The pain can radiate all over one's body.)

2) Pron can minister to some men (a male friend once told me that he didn't realize delivering oral sex was important until he'd seen it in a few pron movies). But a lot of mass-market pron is so amazingly hateful to women that I think it becomes a) inaccurate [women are portrayed as masochists who enjoy deep penetration and anal] and b) potentially corrosive to the male psyche. Be careful where you're getting your one-handed reading material . . .

3) It's more challenging to satisfy a woman than a man. Some women are able to orgasm from intercourse alone, though that is terribly rare. Some women prefer oral stimulation; others like manual, which is more intense. The location of the clitoris seems to vary widely from woman to woman; I've also been informed that some of 'em seem to virtually disappear as the woman approaches orgasm.

Also, a lot of men don't understand that the tip of the clit that protrudes is only "the tip of the iceberg," and that there is an entire clitoral shaft underneath the skin. When the man just rubs the tip, it's about as effective as it might be for a woman to simply rib the tip of the penis, and ignore the shaft.

4) Females are so challenging to please at times that I think that's one of the reasons for the sexual double standard: not only has it traditionally been potentially disastrous for women to engage in premarital sex, but women secretly value the sexual skill that might be incurred when men act as slutty as they seem to be programmed to do.

Sex with orgasm is a lot better than sex without orgasm, and real women, unlike pron actresses, don't simply explode with pleasure whenever they get penetrated.

Word.


Posted by: Attila Girl at September 10, 2008 09:33 PM


Ok, cool.

1. Not a problem for most Asian men then. Seeing our average schlong size is actually rather schlort (4", pretty much). See? Size does matter, and Small Is Beautiful!

:D

2. Not all virgins use pr0n. I'm fairly certain my sister was against it, and her husband's not complaining... (by heaven, he's in his 40s!)

3. I dunno about you, Attila, but the rubbing the dickhead thing? Pure gold. I get all tingly shivers just thinking about it.

4. Em. OK.

What I'm actually trying to say, Attila, is that these are issues that could potentially come up in any marriage regardless of *ahem* "experience". I mean, you wouldn't know (from the man's perspective) your wife's vagina was too damned tight until you went at it for the first time, for instance.

Isn't it better to experiment *together*? Knowing that you will never be compared to anybody else because there *wasn't* anybody else. Knowing that your commitment to each other doesn't have an escape clause or a 'Plan B' built-in right from the start. Knowing that your spouse learnt how to please you from learning how to please *you* and no one else. Being secure in your sexual knowledge and experience within the holy bonds of matrimony.

I think that outweighs anything you've thrown out at us so far.

But of course, if you simply mean boinking your fiancee, or to-be bride in the changing room or the night before, well, that's a whole 'nother story and something I can fall in line with.

That, or practicing on a relative. The closer the better.

/never said I wasn't a perverted deviant.
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Posted by: Gregory at September 10, 2008 11:55 PM


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Posted by: Attila Girl at September 11, 2008 12:40 AM


Sexual incompatibility? In something as basic as "Insert Schlong A into Tw-er-Slot B"?

Yes. It is a little more complex than it appears. Of course, not having experience in the matter, you're forgiven.

In addition to LMA's nuggets of incompatibility, there's always the he's a 3 times a day guy, she's a once a month girl. And that equation can be quite reversable, and I think to most men that is a troubling prospect. A real nymphomanic isn't nearly as much fun as she might seem.

And personally, I wouldn't bed virgin. Too much drama.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at September 11, 2008 07:58 AM


The obvious problem with "wait till you're married" is lots of people getting into inappropriate marriages just so they can get some sex. Surely this used to happen a lot.

Sexual compatability is largely about frequency--how often does he/she want it? Problem is, you can't judge this from before-marriage sex experience, because people change too much. Especially women--a woman at 25 and the same woman at 45 are almost two different species.

However much she likes sex (and other fun stuff) at 25, there's a pretty good chance that by 45 she's going to be more into recreational shopping. It would be great if there was a good way to tell in advance.

Posted by: jeff at September 11, 2008 09:31 AM


Past performance is not an indicator of future expectations.

The complaints I've heard from my married friends--at least the one's that I've been close enough with to talk about such things-always have to do with misrepresentation in the years leading up to the marriage.

"She confessed to me, after living together for two years, that she secretly thinks a lot about sex, more than any other woman she knows. So much more that she never told anyone, except me. She said that if she doesn't have sex three times a week, she doesn't feel right. Right after the honeymoon, I see things are different. She's always coming up with reasons not to have sex. I keep trying to get her to talk about it. After a few months, she tells me that she was just telling me what I wanted to hear. Plus, that makes her the better person--thinking of me and trying to make me happy. She launches in to her monthly cycle and how it leaves only a couple of days per month that she would even be interested in having sex. And how she was pissed at me in the last few months on those days. Now after five years we sometimes joke about getting lucky on New Year's Eve. On her or my birthday too, to keep from exaggerating. No joke."

I've gotten similar stories from other men-- and one woman who I was close to at work for a few years before she got married. (She was newly engaged when I first met her). The day she got back from her honeymoon, I asked her how it went and she closed my door and told me it was a nightmare. When they got to the hotel, he announced that his mother and sisters had been giving him advice how to act during their engagement and that "It wasn't him. And that BS is going to stop NOW!"

Posted by: Darrell at September 11, 2008 02:19 PM


Well, at 46 I've calmed down to the "nympho" level . . . ;)

Posted by: Attila Girl at September 11, 2008 04:03 PM


I think part of the point of these ceremonial pledges or pseudo-marriages between fathers and virginal daughters is that it defines sex as bad if done for pleasure. When done within marriage, to make babies, or solely to enhance emotional intimacy, it's then (barely) tolerable.

I'm not knocking the intimacy -- in fact, I think that's the main thing -- but it shouldn't be ok for it not to be fun for the girl. It shouldn't be "normal" or virtuous for it not to be fun for the girl.

And the girl shouldn't belong to her daddy quite so much. Ain't healthy!

This patriarchal nonsense has to go!

Such attitudes are also crippling for the men who buy into them. My husband was a virgin until we met; he was 23. And he never really did catch on. Too late, too shy, too uptight about the whole thing. So I had to kill him.

I also see the far-religious-right talking about the terrible sin of "deliberate childlessness," which they regard as an offense against God (using birth control and also failing to produce new members of the faith) and as an offense against country (failing to produce new, hopefully white, citizens). Very disturbing! Very Handmaid's Tale.

We are in creepy creepy times.

And anyone who wants to reduce sex ed or limit access to birth control or even abortion (which I regard as a last resort, not a good option) is very very dangerous.

Posted by: Rin at September 12, 2008 07:00 AM


I think a lot of Christians--a lot of Catholics, even--would say that sex is there partly to strengthen the marital bond, and that it was meant to involve pleasure.

My understanding about the argument that childlessness can be an expression of selfishness is that it is harder for the values of Classical Liberalism to endure while the populations of those countries that know them best go down--and while the populations of areas/nations that do not believe in, e.g., separation of church and State--continue to go up.

And I don't even know whether I think Western Europe has the same take on civil liberties that Americans do: without the Bill of Rights, and a belief that self-defense is a human right, it appears easy for some democracies to lose their way. I think we're really lucky to have the Bill of Rights to remind us that certain freedoms are foundational.

And while I am nominally pro-choice, I cannot see equating birth control and abortion. Birth control empowers women and families to concentrate on fewer children and give them more advantages; lack of access to same can impoverish families, giving them too many mouths to feed with too little money.

To suggest that abortion is somehow equivalent to birth control is . . . icky. That's ending a life, and nothing to fool around with: there are women who are scarred for life from being pressured into abortions.

It's one thing to say "the procedure should be legal, as a fail-safe." It is another thing to elevate this into The Most Important Issue of the Day, and be unable to cooperate politically with those who see the issue differently.


Posted by: Attila Girl at September 12, 2008 12:16 PM


I don't equate birth control and abortion. I think birth control is far far far better, preferable, safer, wiser, more responsible, more respectful of all three parties....

I don't want anyone taking any option away from women, nor forcing any option on women.

One measure of a society's health is how much control women have over their own bodies, including when and whether they have children.

As for the conflation of nationalism and breeding, it starts to look racist pretty quickly to say WE should breed but THEY should not. We're the right sort, we pass on the right values, but those people... well, there are too many of them already.

I don't mean that you think that, but I've seen some articles about the European concern over dropping birth rates among Europeans (that is, Caucasian Europeans) relative to the birth rates among immigrants, and they sound more than a little anti-brown. It's a fine line....

Posted by: Rin at September 12, 2008 04:51 PM


"...how much control women have over their own bodies,..."

Rin, I absolutely agree! In fact, I think this is (or should be) true for everyone! Every moment you live, until the moment you die, you should be able to dictate what you do (or others do) with your body and nobody else, unless you sign over power of attorney; man, woman, boy, girl, fetus, embryo, zygote...

But never mind. Do you know that there are governmental forces at work now that are forcing us to eat healthful food? Stopping construction of fast food joints, banning transfats, all that sort of thing. What are your thoughts - after all, it's my body and I should be able to control what goes in as much as what comes out.

Perhaps we can adapt the infamous 'Castle Doctrine' for the individual, rather than the property. It does seem to me weird that pro-abortion advocates are often anti-self-defence in other ways...

I'm Chinese, and a minority in my own country. Can I be religionist and say I sure as heck don't need the Muslims outbreeding my kind? And anyway, if you had a bunch of people who spoke German, were Lutheran, wore German clothing, had completely German names and otherwise fitted into German society, for instance, I doubt most Germans would care if they had four heads and orange scales. It's not racist at all to discriminate against cultures and religions; only against race.

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